I embarrass myself infront of myself
my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies
if “girls aren’t supposed to have body hair” then why do girls have fucking body hair?
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.
Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.